Wardrobe
Wardrobe I am a study in false-starts. I have tried and tried more to keep in separate drawers my project pants from more projectable slacks, but the two keep sliding back to make furious love. I walk into my classroom with paint on my ass, to church with caulk smeared down my left leg. When I reach into my pocket for a pen a screw rams itself up my fingernail and I bleed. I give up. Tonight I will again remove the board I so hastily installed to divide the drawer. I am a walking project.